Moin

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
vamplant
arias-fantasy

the funniest thing ever just happened to me

arias-fantasy

im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun

skjdhfsdf wholesome funny
vamplant
chongoblog

Haters be like

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“It’s totally possible to make a path that goes through every door exactly once”

hexea

Idk if I did it right

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chongoblog

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sorry!

c0rpseductor

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it’s true you can’t draw one continuous line that would do the trick. but if the kitty and bunny set out by going through the doors they’re marked beside and each walked the certain way their colored arrows show at the same time their “collective path” as a team would go through each door only once. The moral of the story is actually about friendship , and cooperation, because in this world there are tasks you can’t do on your own.

im just fucking with you i’m pretty sure this has no right answer

2pacula

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i concocted a solution with a 100% mortality rate

chongoblog

Stop being so incredibly funny on my impossible puzzle post

sharkiethedork

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You can switch the tracks so the trolley will kill one person, or you can allow it to attempt the fruitless crusade of running over each person in the maze only once.

catgirldick

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all in a days work! *passes out*

catgirl-bimbo

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My indecisive butt, walking in and being faced with having to make a decision, immediately leaving

catgirlvoid

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oOoOoooo I’m a ghost!

kipplekipple

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Fire

jo3mm

dude my house

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tahthetrickster

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piedude

What I love about tumblr is when we see a logic problem meant to be frustrating and/or unsolvable, we almost reflexively try to destroy it.

This website’s userbase is a chimp chewing through a Chinese finger trap

tumblr funny
phantomrose96
prose-n-scripts

so I go to animation school now

calico-and-lace

please unmute this

dazzleyourmindseye

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted

lifeisexhausting891

What did the people of Tumblr ever do to deserve this

We are not worthy

tj-crochets

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I saw this and had to make the plushie version, it’s such a cute elephant design!

prose-n-scripts

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT I AM LOSING MY MIND, YOU ARE SO TALENTED

cute animals
inoffizielles-deutschland
sherlockruiningmylife

It’s a long shot I know. Looking for someone from Germany (a city in the west, not too far from France where I am) whose name starts with V (I remember her name but I don’t want to expose it in case it’s not something shared here) who is in the Arcane fandom. I also remember they spoke English, German, and French.

Not certain that she is on Tumblr but it seemed like the best shot. I matched with you on Tinder not too long ago and we had a fun conversation going about fandoms and books that we enjoy but then for some reason my Tinder decided to just go kaput this last weekend. It signed me out and I did my best to sign back in but it said there was no account attached to my email. No idea why. So I lost my conversation with you. Last I remember we were talking about books that we were reading or want to read. And my final message was about reading the song of Achilles in French. But we also talked about lots of other books like good omens, house on the cerulean sea, cemetery boys, and wilder girls to name a few. We had also talked about our gateway fandoms, mine being doctor who, I think yours was harry potter (I’ve got an awful memory so I am not confident on that). 

I’d really like to find you again because I enjoyed our conversation. So if you are out there in the world of tumblr, send me a message :) I doubt that if I reset my Tinder that I’d be able to find you again unfortunately because I think we matched while I was either in Strasbourg or Mannheim which I don’t think I’ll be in either again soon. But I’ll be around to talk if you’d like.